Well douche your snatch and let's go!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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