Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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