I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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