The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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