Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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