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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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