I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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