if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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