We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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