who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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