No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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