I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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