A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
