i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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