So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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