summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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