Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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