I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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