atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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