He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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