come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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