is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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