just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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