They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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