I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
