Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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