I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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