yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Randomize
