playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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