What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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