dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
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my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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