In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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