if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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