This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize