spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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