I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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