Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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