Whod you bang
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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