I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
