How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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