My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Be still, my beating vagina.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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