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Betty ford says i'm here all night
We got so high we made milksteak
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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