if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Come on in and take your pants off
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