weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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