that's an acceptable place to lick
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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