OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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