We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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