using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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