Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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