Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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