If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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