Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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