She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
