Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet