I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money