Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.