ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm at about main and main street
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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