Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
ok first of all what the fuck
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