we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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