I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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