Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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