Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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