hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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